straight trade

when a straight person looks gay or lesbian but is actually just straight

person one: that is one queer looking lady
person two: no linda’s straight as hell
person one: ohhhh so she’s straight trade

by bigbuttholekollins June 17, 2025

straight homo

derogatory against bi people, typically men

Homophobe: He a straight homo.

by suck_my_d33 July 15, 2021

It's torture son, straight torture!

Heheheheheh, I should rewatch that.

Hym "It's torture son, straight torture! Heheheheh... *Sigh* Still you literally are torturing a guy to get him to accept your lord and savoir Jesus Christ, essentially. 'Say Jesus good! Say Satan bad! A good person would say Satan bad!' As you piss in my face while and infection eats away at my brain. The greatest brain! THE GREATEST MIND WHO HAS EVER LIVED!!!"

by Hym Iam July 4, 2025

Straight

an idiot that thinks only straight people can have kids.

My mom is bisexual not straight

My dad is pansexual not straight

by The world doesn’t run on cake August 6, 2021

ur nephew straight

The stupidest thing you can ever say, stupider than trying to drift a train.

Dave: Ur mom gay
Ben: Ur dad lesbian
Dave: Ur Granny Tranny
Ben: Ur Grandpap a trap
Dave Ur Uncle Queer
Ben: Ur Aunt Bisexual
Dave: Ur niece is obese
Ben: Ur Nephew Straight
Dave: Bro what the fuck
*Ben dies*

by baka baka May 22, 2018

straight gremmin

A term used to describe an ugly human being. A filthy, unattractive, sick, muttly creature.

D: So did you see his girlfriend?
S: Yeah man, she was straight gremmin.

by shay dogg April 10, 2008

Straights before dates

The gay version of bros before hoes. Basically, you be a wingman for your straight friends before you get dates for yourself. It's a rule, trust me.

Straights before dates.

by Feeling Kinda Naughty September 7, 2020