Sweeten the salad bowl

Literally, adding anything sweet (ie: sugar, chocolate syrup, caramel, etc) to your partner's anus before you lick it.

Rhonda has a bit of a boil right around her butthole so I had to sweeten the salad bowl before I went down on her.

Sweeten the salad bowl by Doomed Paul September 16, 2025

Dirty Caesar Salad 

Inserting an assortment of vegetables and leafy greens into your partners rectum/vagina, letting them push it all out into a bowl, and then proceeding to finish onto it, completing the salad. Finally share it as a meal with your partner.

“Yo, John whatchu doing this weekend?” “Oh I think my girl and I will have a Dirty Caesar Salad!”

Dirty Caesar Salad by Texasstingerlover October 1, 2025

Nutter Butter Salad

The sexual act of eating an ass immediately after ejaculating into it.

The girl is a freak and loves getting a Nutter Butter Salad

Nutter Butter Salad by Bigfat12thman November 28, 2025

confused as an american in a salad bar 

This is a way to describe someone who is extremely confused.

He was as confused as an american in a salad bar when he woke up halfway through math class

confused as an american in a salad bar by Arsurinya August 3, 2023

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Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

“Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.” is a response to anything and everything.
This phrase came from a bitter old man named John, this is John’s only accomplishment.

Man 1: Want a beer?
Man 2: Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad.

Well that’s why you should learn how to make salad. by pigeon_nut November 26, 2023