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tractor punch

she just got tractor punch approved!
by wrath.tishtosh August 22, 2010
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Double punch

A secret taekwondo move where you punch simultaneously with both hands, making it nearly impossible to defend in any situation.

Also a well known dance move popularized in Mexico.
Bad guy: I am robbing you

Not bad guy: *double punches in the direction of the attacker

Bad guy: *gets confused and leaves
by davefromcanada February 18, 2024
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Punch and Judy Show

When a bodybuilder anally fists two petite women and moves them around like puppets with one bashing the other with a large dildo shouting ‘that’s the way to do it
I had an amazing night at the gym last night, Dave put on an amazing Punch and Judy show with two of the gym skanks
by Moistcurtains81 June 21, 2024
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Cum Punch

A 'Cum Punch' is when a man ejaculates into his hand, clenches his fist so the spunk dribbles out between his knuckles, and then continues to punch someone with said clenched fist.
Man 1 - "Deidre was really annoying me the other night"

Man 2 - "How did you deal with it?"

Man 1 - "You know, I gave her the ol' 1-2 with a Cum Punch. That shut her up!"
by Lord Dangleballs May 26, 2018
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Punching Sasquatch

From the Latin-root:
Donkey punch meaning punched in the back of the head while having sex and the British term Squash which is similar,but not identical to British bangers.
I was gonna give him the last donut ,but i noticed he was giving me the punching sasquatch so i said "Quit that dude..way out of line and unprofessional"
by Yellowdevil27 February 26, 2009
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Punched Grumper

N, V, Adj. - Anything or anyone involved in shits of an insidious nature.
Noun - "That kid is the epitome of a punched grumper."
Verb - "Oh shit, dude. I gotta punch a grumper."
Adjective - " That bitch burnt me worse then that punched grumper from KFC last night."
by The Grump Puncher December 16, 2008
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Punching the Puppy

Waking up hung over and feeling like you have done the worst thing possible.
I seriously punched a whole litter of puppies right in thier cute stupid cute fucking faces, I was guilty of punching the puppy
by donniecakes October 17, 2010
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