Purple tater shit

A term used to call someone who is usually lazy, stupid, awkward, and annoying af.

Hey has Pedro tried to talk to you today?! He is beind a total purple tater shit!!

by Purple is my favorite color April 22, 2018

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Purple turtleneck

When your girl grabbed your dick skin and snaps it and it turns purple.

“Ahh bitch now I gotta purple turtleneck on my dick, stupid hoe.”

by Loud_Mustache December 31, 2017

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Pumped

To be blown away by a pump-action shotgun.

I just walked up and pumped his ass full of lead.

by Crumbus January 14, 2018

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Purple turtle

An internet lawyer or someone using law jargon or claiming to have contacted or threatned you with an attorney

Paul is real purple turtle. Said I will receive my subpoena this month.

by Dirty Chaos December 12, 2017

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purple cheshire stripe

An act of wrapping a/your penis with fishing wire till it turns purple and swollen with the string making it look like the Cheshire cat from Alice In Wonderland.. (also known as the Purple Tiger)

If you don't watch yourself, I'm going to tie your d!ck into a purple cheshire stripe and leave you there...
M:Hey baby, check out my purple cheshire stripe.. W:OH DEAR GOD?!?!?! WHY?!?!?!?!
Patient:I tried the purple cheshire stripe and now it doesn't work... ERNurse: Dumbass... You don't leave it on overnight..

by Larodil May 4, 2018

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