Tender Beer

A Tender Beer is when your dick is very soft and you are pissing your mind out from beer.

Accidently pissed myself from drinking last night. Ripped a Tender Beer.

by funnymanbro February 10, 2024

Beer interest

When you owe beers (or money), you add a beer per week after due.

- Man I owed you a beer last week already, with the beer interest that's 2 beers for tonight!
- Yeah!

by inormi April 21, 2018

Beer Up

(verb) : To, just before or upon entering a venue or party, place several (three or more) cans of beer into ones cargo pockets, hoodie pockets, jacket flaps, socks, shoes, or any other almost-concealed location on ones purpose, for the purpose of then drinking or distributing the several beers without having to return to a beering-up station.

Dodgers @ Oracle tonight? It's time to pre-game and Beer Up!

We look so out of place in this ritzy hotel elevator right now, all beered up and such. You've got four Mich's in your hunting jacket alone right now and two of them are open.

by Skeeterskoob707 August 16, 2022

Stephan nose beer

When you peel the top of the beer open past the opening hole in a way that looks like you punched your nose into the top of your beer

I see your stephaning your beers now.
Here I'll show you how to make a Stephan nose beer.

by Gaylordjohnson79 May 4, 2024

Beer-handed

Caught in the act of buying beer; either underage, or at an inappropriate time, ie during work hours.

I see your 'rents caught you beer-handed!!
My boss caught me beer-handed after lunch at the pub!!

by anGelo68 May 25, 2016

100 Million Beers

100 Million Beers is for average beer enjoyers 🗿🗿.

It is also considered sexy, especially amongst men. Furthermore, Alfie and Zane conquered the 100 Million Beers and drank all of them, then asked for billions more. There is a lot of lore behind Zane and Alfie with the millions of beer.

(tt - zanebftw, the beer guy)

Zane : 100 Million Beers please!
Alfie : Nah make that 200 Million!
Hot Girls : Woah check those two out they are really majestic.

by zanebftw July 10, 2024

Beer needs a beer

Beer needs a beer is a good song! It's like a beer drinking a beer to a six pack of beers!

A Beer needs a Beer!

Beer: Grab a beer!

*Grab a beer and drinks it!

*Grabs a six pack of beer!

by HawaiianPunch1 December 19, 2023