cart brain

a person so fucking stupid from hitting carts

“you literally have cart brain”

by cart brain haters February 16, 2024

Brain

Something you probably don't have.

That person has no brain.

Do you know who i am talking about, don't you?

Probably not, if I'm correct ...

Want me to draw what i just said?

Why are you even losing your time with this definition? Go away.

by Lethzya November 24, 2017

brain nugget

Words of wisdom often used to impart philosophical interpretation in song.

Yo, that brain nugget you spit at the Rap Battle last night was DOPE!

by Macncheezy March 31, 2017

Amoeba-brain

A simple minded person. A dim-wit. Their brain is roughly the size of an amoeba and it functions just as efficiently.

How are you not getting this? It’s so darn simple. Are you an Amoeba-brain?

by Dexterdoright February 24, 2025

dodger-brained

doj-er - breynd

When a sports fan is overwhelmingly vocal about their team even though no one asked. An internet troll with no creativity or basic means of human communication. They have little education or real ambition and continuously live in the past.

"Can you believe that dodger-brained doofus didn't know it took his team 72 years to win a championship?"

by TantrumPolice December 31, 2020

Jib Brain

Noun; When a person is retarded beyond all belief

Bro 1: Can you get AIDs by fucking a cow?

Bro 2: Dude I think you have Jib Brain

by BigBananaBoi April 3, 2019

Drain the main brain

Similar to drain the main vain, however as we all know, cum is stored in the brain.

Timmy: “Hey Billy, what were you doing in the toilet last night? Sounded like you were role playing a rapidly declining dragon trying to climb a jagged rock!”
Billy: “ah sorry about that, had to drain the main brain”
Timmy: “lucky bastard!”

by lonely_cowboy69 April 5, 2023