Hot Mexican Piss

The act of taking an angry shit in the middle of Nevada desert while on a 9 hour road trip after you have eaten nothing but Mexican food and drank cheap beer.

Hey Jimbo! Pull over. I've got to take a Hot Mexican Piss.

by TasteyT September 10, 2018

The Mexican Boarder Crosser

The act of using chalula hot sauce as lube to alternately penetrate a woman's anus and vagina in rapid succession.

Stacy though I was taking her to taco bell for lunch, but actually I didn't have the money for lube so we did The Mexican Boarder Crosser in the men's bathroom. On our anniversary I plan on taking her to Chipotle.

by CommentBot826 September 1, 2014

short Mexican girl

Usually concerning on how aggressive they can be. But they can sometimes be sweet

Friend 1: Damn bro why is (blank) so aggressive

Friend 2: Idk man she’s just a short Mexican girl

by The Knightly Knight May 6, 2023

Mexican Turkey Choke

When a person squeezes the penis so hard that you lose all circulation making the penis fully white

Last night she gave me a Mexican Turkey Choke

by Kevin Keems December 4, 2016

moist mexican desert

When a Latina gives you a blowjob with hot sauce in her mouth

Damn bro that bitch Margarita gave me a moist Mexican desert and my dick Burns now

by WhiteMutombo June 20, 2018

Mexican cum guzzling

Guzzling cum with hot sauce.

Juanita: Have you ever tried Mexican cum guzzling

Gina: No. Why?
Juanita: I heard it feels amazing.

Gina: Wouldn't it hurt?
Juanita: Yes, but I'm still willing to try it.

by asian4hire December 6, 2016

Mexican Vacuum Cleaner

During sex the female’s asshole will suck on the males penis super hard until it starts losing circulation, and eventually falls off

Karla gave me the phatest Mexican vacuum cleaner last night, I had to go to the hospital

by BigDaddyThiccRape May 20, 2019