Jake

A Jake only owns two kinds of shirts: striped shirts, or shirts relating to french horns. If you are a Jake, you have a kind for beards on teenage boys.

Dude stop being such a Jake you don’t need to stroke every beard you see!

by Oh.its.just.me October 29, 2021

Jake

Calm, relaxed and unusual in a good way. Sometimes Jake's can be genius but can have no common sense. They often take opportunities but lose them due to being to lazy. Can be hot/cute but also collected. Jake's also have chemistry with most girls due to lack of self-exploration. It's hard for them to be boring. If a Jake asks you out, you should definitely consider saying yes!

Person 1: Jake is looking mighty fine today
Person 2: Yeahhhh

by thats_unfortunate November 22, 2021

Jakes

The police

Can't trust these niggas they be talking to the jakes

by PussyJuice Be smellin February 16, 2022

Jake Paul

my bitch/legal step dad

Me: Hey Dad your my bitch

Jake Paul: You're a mistake

by mc daders September 13, 2020

Jake Paul

Jake Paul is a Cancerous Social Media Star, Who is spreading his diseased videos and pictures all over the internet.

‘I can’t get on any of my websites on my computer! Do you think it has a virus?’

‘Have you watched Jake Paul?’

‘Yes.’

‘That’s it.’

by Idefinethetruth June 24, 2018

jake

jake is leng. jake is a fittie. jake is a hottie

“holy shit have you seen jake?”
“no, why?”
“because he’s so leng!”

by lucyt123 December 26, 2022

jake

my bf

jake is my bf

by Jonper April 29, 2021