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Dirty Roaming 

To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!
Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".
Dirty Roaming by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

dirty sancheese 

While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"

That's a dirty sancheese.

Very classy.
Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.

I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.
dirty sancheese by scodder March 3, 2014

dirty garden 

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs
"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"
dirty garden by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

Dirty Car Wash 

The act of a woman using her her ass cheeks to stimulate an erection and seeing it through completion on her lower Lombard region.

Origin: old Norse/cleveland
That girl gave me the best dirty car wash south of the Mason-Dixon.

dirty ant hole 

the act of shoving ones penis up your partners asshole while they are pooping. This action can be Homo and heterosexual.
dirty ant hole by the ant master October 25, 2014

dirty skunk 

The act of cumming in a girls mouth while she's on her knees and then immediately turning around and farting in her face.
That bitch was blowing me and I gave her the dirty skunk.
dirty skunk by Kdogg92178 November 25, 2014