Beer-o-matic

The act of receiving a beer from your wife or barmaid/bartender immediately when entering your home or a bar.

If your wife is beer-o-matic, she will have a cold one in your hand before she even utters a word.

If a barmaid/bartender is beer-o-matic, she/he will have a frosty beer sitting at your favorite stool before you can hang up your jacket.

All of which usually means you are a drunk and spend too much time drinking beer...oh well, such is life.

by TodiRow February 02, 2011

BEER DUMPING

BEER DUMPING - The act of "accidentally" dumping a beer on a female with the sole purpose of cleaning it up and seeming like the hero.

Joe: How did you guys meet?

Me: Classic Beer Dumping. I had Jon pour a beer all over this girl, I think her name may have been Kiki. I then swooped in with napkins and was seen as a complete gentleman. I was then rewarded with the ability to grind on her to various top 40 jams.

Joe: Flawless. One of my favorite moves.

by workseverytime January 23, 2012

Beerful!

Vocative word used to describe an oncoming incident regarding possible spillage of beer.

“Bottle about to be spilled full of beer”
Person 1: BROO BEERFUL!
Person 2: Oh
“Saves beer”
Person: Thanks!
“Takes sip”

by Chillguy April 12, 2024

beerful

Cheerful from Bear

I was beerful after drinking a pint

by JoePlaya June 27, 2019

root beer giggles

A series of uncontrollable laughter caused after drinking root beer

Brenna: why can’t you stop laughing!?

Emma: I’m sorry, I have the root beer giggles!!

by Scuba hoes July 04, 2019

beer smuggle

it when you smuggle beer up your anoos

during the native tribe war the used the "beer smuggle" to get there drank on

by Prison Wallet October 15, 2017

walking beer

The amount of beers consumed while walking from one destination from another (ex: cabin to boat dock)

Although the fishermen had a case of beer waiting in the boat, they first needed a six pack of walking beer to get them from the cabin to the dock.

by AnnaBanana1018 March 09, 2015