This is an important process, make sure you follow all steps closely: Firstly, you must locate your nearest park in your area. Secondly, while rather difficult to obtain for some, you must indulge in a adequate amount of Ketamine. Lastly, and the most fun part, you must return home with immediate effect and violently attack your mother, with the option of beating your sister straight after.
by Sexy yet fragile December 9, 2022
Get the Tom Robertsmug. by iaminlovewithtomholland May 1, 2021
Get the tom hollandmug. by JO3D3LP5 May 28, 2015
Get the Tommug. A person that is fapping ALL THE TIME, and will go afk while playing video games (rather suspiciously) for at least 20 minutes.
by shiegolas April 30, 2015
Get the sticky tommug. What an twatbaghole! Loves himself more than anyone ever could, and no one could because he’s vile, boring, shit stirring, violent, manipulative thug!
by Rmorgen February 5, 2024
Get the Tommug. A.k.a., "Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers" (named after da sounds made by score-cards and rolling dice). A Jewish fraternal duo whose weekly call-in radio-show featured uproarious verbal exchanges with people wanting advice on how to better their play of da classic cards-and-dice game.
"Well, you've done it again --- you've wasted a perfectly good hour listening to us, Flip and Flap, the Clacket Brothers, otherwise known as Tom and Ray Magliyahtzee. Please take care, we'll see you here again next week, and remember --- don't roll like my brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
"And don't roll like MY brother!"
by QuacksO February 19, 2023
Get the Tom and Ray Magliyahtzeemug. 