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Bad Beat

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025
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Beat

A fucking raucous hit of a smoking device.
Luke to a raucous beat off my chillum and blew chunks on his girlfriend's tits. what a fagspar.
by Dankesthours182 October 5, 2010
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jerk to the beat

The act of jerking off to a song or beat that you can hear
I was about to watch some Phub and I heard some 50 cent on my tv I proceeded to jerk to the beat
by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023
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Beat It

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
Beat It is a bad parody of Eat It.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024
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Beat a furry day

Beat a furry day starts on November 27th and ends December 31st. On this day you can beat a furry every day until the end of the year.
Furry: OH NO ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!!!
Furry Beater: OH YEAH ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!
Furry: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!
by steelurgold2290 December 16, 2023
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