I’m smarter than you people think I am

Yes, I’m talking to you UrbanDictionary Jews

I only act dumber than I am, it’s an act. hehe

I’m smarter than you people think I am

by Death Menace May 14, 2022

National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

Pile of people

A large group of people, either in real life or in a video game, whom you have to fight.

In the last level , we had to fight a big ol’ pile of people.

by SiL3Nt J September 22, 2023

The people who hold society together

Nonono Vic. Don't exalt fucking these fucks.

Hym "A woman collapsed at the gas station a whole back and one of the customers runs to me and tells me what happened. I'm behind the counter. 3 other employees are in the aisle between me and the woman. I get on the mic and tell them what happened and this guy's response is 'ok... What do you want me to do about it.' And then he shrugs and resumes the task he was performing. So, I'm like 'Someone go check on her!' The 2 other guys go over there and tell me that she collapsed busted her face and is bleeding everywhere. So I ask if they need me to call and ambulance and the first guy, WITHOUT ASKING THE WOMAN, says 'No.' One of the other guys says he's got an ambulance on the way. The first guy proceeds to tell me (in reference to the woman who collapsed) how people are melodramatic. Which I rejected and said 'I doubt she was being melodramatic. She got aggressive with the EMTs. Which is a sign of concussion.' Which he was skeptical about.

THIS SAME GUY screamed at someone who had just been assaulted in the parking lot because 'he had been harassing the female cashiers' apparently. Where did all of his concern for women safety go? It didn't exist in the first place. Between the retard molester and the guy who thinks 'there are too many niggers in Souix City Iowa' and the people harassing me and these fucking pundit assholes, ✌️✊️✌️the people who hold society together✌️✊️✌️ are absolute fucking garbage. My co workers just tried to set me up to sell tobacco to someone underage. Don't fucking exalt these people. These people are shit. If you were homeless and freezing outside of the store in the middle of winter the most you would get from them is told to leave. So, take that into consideration before you start accusing me of being a bad person. And on that note, I'll leave you with a joke: What do you think is the difference between getting raped on a train full of people vs getting raped on a train full of mannequins? The mannequins don't record it."

by Hym Iam November 25, 2024

Indignant People's Day

A day celebrating those who have a problem with everything anyone says or does or has said or done or will say or do.

A date needs to be set and announced for Indignant People's Day however dates thus far suggested have been met with indignation.

by sheila in the car October 12, 2021

jumpkick tall people month

during the month of november, one may jumpkick any tall person (5’10 or over) as quickly and forcefully as they would like.

my best friend decided to throw me during throw short people month, so in retribution, i jumpkicked him today :) happy jumpkick tall people month!

by xbandagebardx October 9, 2021

People

It is Not meant to mean others, but it means one person. If I say something like you are always waking people up or always touching people it means “me”. It’s used to replace the word ME in a sentence. You can also use it to replace “MY”.

You’re loud as hell in the morning always waking people up.

Why you keep touching people?

Why you always eating people shit out the goddamn refrigerator?

by MTJ3 May 23, 2019