Funky Winker Bean

It's a man's stinky little penis. A man tool of non biblical proportions.

Jimmy was sexting pics of his "Funky Winker Bean" to any girl who asked.

by MrMJaye2U February 24, 2019

Trampoline jelley bean

A nan who is soft and like being tossed around by men like a trampoline

Seth is such a trampoline jelley bean I heard he likes man bears

by Harry windmill June 22, 2018

Bop n’ Beans

A southern delicacy where a redneck gal (female) gives you a blowjob, while you eat baked beans, in which she prepares.

Russ- *in southern accent* -“Hey Crystal, I want bop n’ beans!”

by Hdjsjshdjdj July 18, 2018

Sack o’ beans

Nickname given to a man, typically a midwestern overweight hairy man, acting like a no good piece of filth. He also stinks.

‘Look! That man is acting so stupid!’

‘I guess you could call him a sack o’ beans!’

by Hermantown August 23, 2018

give her the beans

give her the beans is a phrase similarly used like “petal to the metal” it means to go all out, give it your all

bubba: “you really oughta hear this new engine i just put in”
Cletus: “hell yea brother give her the beans “

by lil puffer fish September 12, 2022

jelly bean jousting

Synonym for scissoring.

Becca: So this girl and I were jelly bean jousting last night and it felt amazing.

by Potatobeanie May 8, 2022

bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.

“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”

by depressingbagel May 10, 2022