When you bitch about someone who has blocked you on social media and tell others to excommunicate from them even if said person has left you, usually demonstrated by accusations of 'revenge-fics', screencapping that other person's stuff obsessively, not moving on, and just in general berating them for something they did two years ago. Includes posting hateful status posts, and friends who only exist to suck up to you.
by MM132 May 09, 2022
When someone is talking to you and you have no idea what their talking about, but you just can't stop listening because you love listening to them.
"Wesley I have no idea what your talking about, but I love listening to you." That person at the bar last night was "Talking like a Wesley."
by Spacewrangler September 03, 2015
Post-Exercise Poop Talk: The only time you give enough of a fuck to read and respond your wife's DMs, because you're too otherwise too bored from blowing through the porcelain already
I thought my nigga actually be taking time to message me but the whole time he was just sitting there giving me a pep talk
by Sledgehumper September 10, 2020
When a hot girl messages you after a successful first date and wants sex. Code word for "Please, come and fuck me!"
Hot girl's text after first date: "Hey felix, how are you? Was really nice talking to you last night :)"
by anonymous_123_b November 06, 2019
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