taller sitting

When a person's fat ass is so fuckin' gigantic that they're taller sitting than standing. A person whose ass is thicker than 5 Shanghai phonebooks.

Gertrude is so damn fat that she's two inches taller sitting in a chair than she is when she's standing,
assuming that the chair doesn't collapse.

by Goofnut November 20, 2023

Soul Sitch

1. Subconsciously committal bond between two people who are soulfully entangled to each other.

2. Not a Relationship, not a Situationship.

Imani: Are y'all dating yet?
Malcolm Not really, we in a lil soul sitch.

by Wildmosquito December 8, 2023

EDIETS Situation

an EDIETS situation is a way of saying your life is so boring and bland that you feel every day is exactly the same, living in an EDIETS situation usually also means having a shallow existance and feeling like you don't have a voice anymore, EDIETS stands not for eDiets.com but rather "Every Day Is Exactly The Same" and is named after the NIN song of same name.

A: "Dude I feel like I'm having an EDIETS Situation right now"
B: "Oh, yeah I feel ya man"

by Kanethegoofster February 25, 2024

on site

when your abt to fight a bitch

Jessica punches Holly
Holly: It's on site lil bitch!!!!!!!!!

by lilbitch*ੈ✩‧₊˚ March 18, 2024

Samaltous situation

A situation which is reached after making terrible decisions but will make for great stories.

On seeing his car fallen head-first in a ditch, Srihari exclaimed : "We find ourselves in a Samaltous situation".

"Oh man, having Nitin on that trip to Florida made it a Samaltous situation, through and through."

by BulleKeBaal March 21, 2024

Max Sites

Max is my boyfriend!! Hes so pretty and handsome and i love him so much!! Hes my favorite boy ever and im so proud that i get to say hes mineee <3

Max Sites is Avas!!

by avalynn0610 April 22, 2024

Boo Situation

Regarding the situation in horror content where the antagonist is only walking towards the victim when they're not looking at them, sort of like a Boo from the Super Mario series where looking at them causes them to become idle

bro 1: "bro, so you see him inching towards him"

bro 2: "yeah bro its like a boo situation, he keeps moving when hes not looking"

by Funky24 June 5, 2024