Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

Cesar Salad

Hair so fine it flows like romaine lettuce

Someone order a Cesar Salad it’s growing off my domepiece.

by Jeokss January 18, 2023

Tossed Salad

When one person uses their tongue to go to town on another's bunghole for pleasure.

Jimmy, how did you make out last night? I hear you got a nice tossed salad. Great!!! She tossed my salad for a good 18-22 minutes.

by Big Gay Jim February 16, 2023

cesar salad

a joke that became popular amongst fans of the mandela catalogue, the joke originating from the name of a character who appeared first in volume 1 of the mandela catalogue, cesar torres.

random TMC fan: cesar torres more like cesar salad

by hey im here February 20, 2023

Gogeta_Salad

an absolute dick with a gay-ket (gay blanket)

ik damnwell you don't get the hoes advait/Gogeta_salad.

by anonymous February 22, 2023

Sex Salad

when 5+ people engage in sex on one bed and everyone cums at the same time.

Jared - "Bro me and John had a sex salad with Lisa, Bartholomew, Candice, Rebecca, and Cassandra."

Larry - "Damn invite me next time bro!!"

by iitzjiinxed March 28, 2023

Cucumber salad

When a woman sits on you face and lick butthole to clit.

Damn girl, you and me...we are awkward. Want me to give you a cucumber salad to break the tension?

by Coralface June 10, 2023