Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.

Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.

by ATKCA May 31, 2025

Shame-Poo

A shameful shampoo that is not even shampoo, it is just some poop that people think it is real shampoo.

Wife: Did you get my shampoo?

Husband: Yes I did

Wife: okay i will wash my hair now

*5 minutes later*

Husband: Are you done?

Wife: WTF!! WHAT DID YOU EVEN BUY?? MY HAIR IS SMELLING LIKE S#1T!!

Husband: Oh no! I-I think I a-a-accidentally bought S-Sh-Shame-Poo instead of shampoo. 😬

Wife: YOU B**CH!!!!!!!!🤬🤬😡😡

by Princess Karen September 13, 2021

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

re poo poo

esfdsfdsfesdfs go die in a hole

re poo poo is a stupid word

by re poo poo in a hole June 6, 2021

Sheldy Poo

An affectionate pet name for a likeable guy name Sheldon.

It is also used to loving tease a guy named Sheldon who has a girlfriend who is all over him.

"Oh Sheldy Poo, should we get Playa Bowls after Starbucks?"

"She does not hear a word we say when her Sheldy Poo is here."

by Reali_D June 28, 2020

Poo Playing

The act of pooping on a slide.

boy 1: whats that smell?

girl 1: its Ella poo playing over there.

by grdrgdgrdgr October 30, 2022

Poo

Brown or at least should be.

My dog's poo is brown.

by YesIrandomlymadeadefinition May 3, 2022