by Notasausage June 2, 2017
Get the Sausage personmug. (1): The person is just the PERSON.
(2): An imaginary, invisible being who was created as a failed comeback
(2): An imaginary, invisible being who was created as a failed comeback
Ex:
(1): Honey.. you're the PERSON
(2):
Jim: Okay honey you think you can clock my tea?
Max: Hell yeah. You be frickin' built like an irregular concave polygon..
Jim: Ok well.. you're built like.. (contemplating life decisions) the PERSON.
(1): Honey.. you're the PERSON
(2):
Jim: Okay honey you think you can clock my tea?
Max: Hell yeah. You be frickin' built like an irregular concave polygon..
Jim: Ok well.. you're built like.. (contemplating life decisions) the PERSON.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
Get the The PERSONmug. (1) A non-cash-type payment dat you give someone for his allowing you to intimately "check him out" --- i.e., exploringly view and touch his delectable areas of real estate dat would be normally covered by a bathing suit.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
(2) A fill-out-and-sign withdrawal-authorization document dat contains humiliatingly-intimate wording --- such as "blowjob" or "a wild night of sex" --- on its "for" line, when in reality it is just a bill-settlement for some mundane/everyday product/service like a goods-delivery, vehicle-repair, or house-cleaning. A paper-type payment-equivalent of resentfully giving da person huge sacks of pennies to square up da bill wif him, in dat in both cases it will cause him acute distress and reluctance to actually enrich himself wif said legal-but-undesirable tender.
Writing a personal check is a good way to get revenge on someone whom you feel you should not have to be paying (such as a tax/fine-collector, contractor whom you feel did shoddy work, etc.) with said financial instrument. Or you could instead write something actually illegal (like, "hit of meth" or "burying the body") in da "for" line, to make da recipient even more distressed and hesitant to cash said document, since --- just like da reimbursement-for-intimacy wording --- it would oblige him to publicly expose highly-private or even prosecutable details to any bank-tellers and other financial-institution employees who happen to handle said document during processing.
by QuacksO July 14, 2023
Get the personal checkmug. A person who obsessively drinks Starbucks, talks about their rich person problems, and loves to spend all their money uselessly
by thecarmelperson January 20, 2014
Get the carmel personmug. my gf DB
by ilovemygfshesminehaha November 21, 2022
Get the the best person in the whole worldmug. A friend you've known for years and still in a strong and close friendship.
A friend whose friendship is close but undescribable in a good way
A friend whose friendship is close but undescribable in a good way
Bob: What type of friends are you and Jordan?
Gianna: I can't explain our relationship. He's my person and our friendship is perfect.
Gianna: I can't explain our relationship. He's my person and our friendship is perfect.
by shxrt.stxff December 16, 2017
Get the Personmug. when there is a situation where you would normally call someone a retard or retarded but you dont want to be offensive so you say that they are a bus person instead.
by godofthebuspeople September 23, 2021
Get the bus personmug.