poo masta

One who conquers the toilet via quick entry and quick exit, leaving a clean buttocks with little to no signs of use.

"Bro, I'm a poo masta. I just dropped the kids off at the pool--was in and out of there in 30 seconds, and I'm still fresh and clean!"

by poo_masta January 2, 2016

Wendy mistake

When wendy's makes a mistake on your order.

Person:My hamburger has tomatoes! This was such a Wendy mistake!

by Legomen January 25, 2017

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My coworker decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to our boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

Critical mistake

A misfire or mistake so sad or pathetic that you question if they went into a vegetative state when doing it.

My idiot friend decided it would be a good idea to bring balloons to his boss's funeral. A critical mistake that would cost him his job.

by Tovarishch Lasagna May 18, 2019

kung masta

Kung Masta A retard who is a big BrokeBack and a failure

I am being Kung Masta today

by Pdgffa April 12, 2019

Edgy/Mistake

Aiden.

"Oh em gee, Becky!! Did you see that Edgy/Mistake we passed earlier?!"

"Oh, do you mean that Aiden guy? I knooooowwww right, he's, like, soooOooooo lameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee."

"Heyyy Becky, wanna stop by Starbucks later?"

"Oh em geee yasssss Rachel!!"

by Squizzoo August 13, 2019

Mr mistake

When you make the same mistake dating the same guy over and over again like you just don't know why it's not looks it's not penis size its not good sex but you keep going back thinking something has changed.

P1: girl I told you he's Mr mistake.
P2: I know just thought his hart changed.
P1: people don't change!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd August 30, 2019