Warhammer’s Law

WarHammer’s Law aka WarHammer’s Rule
In online PvP games with clans, factions, and such ( War Planet, Kingdoms of Camelot, etc.) .... the player that is in the middle of their faction/hive who is currently protected and/or possibly shielded from attack with item calling and taunting you as a coward.

So while I was getting attacked by 5 of his clan mates he kept yelling for me to lower my shield and that I was a coward for not. I took me over 5 minutes to even locate his name among the 40 other mates’ bases! WarHammer’s Law has been invoked!

by gishman May 24, 2020

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020

Laws

Really, all laws are made up, since they are a creation of humans.

When people tell you they can't make this stuff up in reference to laws being passed, they're full of shit, laws are made up and written all the time.

by Solid Mantis July 19, 2020

Brog’s law

Originating on iFunny, Brog’s law states that if you laugh, then it is funny

“Dude that picture of a homeless man being crucified wasn’t funny”

“According to Brog’s law, it actually is”

by Trumpac July 22, 2020

Remember-in-Law

(Verb) When you incorrectly recognize a similar object.

*Holds up picture of Matt Damon*
"Woah, it's Mark Whalburg!"
"Sounds like you remember-in-law Matt Damon"
"Who fucking talks like that?"

by RoyMustache July 27, 2020

Joe's Law

No matter the joke, somebody somewhere will get offended somehow.

"Hey, you need to be careful about telling jokes, Joe's Law is very important"

by Joe's Law July 31, 2020

My sister in law

Someone who’s a whore.

My sister in law married my brother. She is a whore, I bet she doesn’t know who their kids fathers are because let’s face it, she’s a nasty loosy whore hoodrat tramp.

by Bawston69 August 10, 2020