April 30

Be dumb as hell today because why not. Hehehhee

“Why” “because you killed my dog” “who killed your dog?” “You” “why?” “OH MY GOD” “why?”
Be dumb on April 30 because why not😀

by Cheese balls 101 April 30, 2022

April 21

National send your bf a booty pic day

Girl: Open this when you are alone🤭 april 21

by hshdbwidbrhwisifne April 21, 2023

April 18th

National Fade Work at Rick’s Day
Being the last party of the year everyone who works at Rick’s fades their shift this day keeping with tradition

Door guy 1: Hey man what time do you go in tomorrow
Smart/Cool Door Guy: I’m not going, don’t you know it’s April 18th

by PartyPlanner69 April 17, 2024

26. april

26. April, international lick your fish and floor day.

"lick your floor"
"Lick me"
"Lick that fish"
"26. April wow"

by Jooksen April 24, 2021

April 12th

All the best girls are born on this day. Plus they’re born under the sign of Aries. They’re such goddesses, get yourself a girl born on this day and you’ll be the luckiest in the world.

“Omg! It’s «April 12th» today! It’s my girlfriend’s birthday!!”
“Ohhh man, you’re the luckiest person I’ve ever met!”
April

by anonymous December 2, 2023

April 20th

The best day of the year

Are you smoking on April 20th

by kayswan659 October 10, 2019

April 24th

Dominic day!

"hey did you hear April 24th is international r@pe day?"

"I bet Dominic will have fun"

by notdominic April 24, 2021