Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told in the song of that name by The Vapors".

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by June 09, 2022

Riding the hand car

A euphemism for masturbation. Similar to "turning Japanese", as told by the song of that name by The Vapors.

After watching that porno, I'll be riding the hand car home.

by June 09, 2022

Pretty Car

a guy who is not that attractive but his car is so it makes him more attractive to some people

Carter is a pretty car!

by wc_delulu June 11, 2023

car banger

A song that everyone gets lit to on a car ride.

A song that just bangs in the car either because of lots of bass and dope lyrics

"Yo, play that new Post Malone track"

"Oh yeah bro that's a real car banger"

by Golfman18 July 10, 2017

Car whiner

A car whiner is usually found on Reddit (mainly r/UrbanHell)
Car whiners constantly complain about american architecture, specifically the interstate system. They always complain about how cars are bad for everyone and love liberal cities such as Seattle or Toronto for using public transit

Man 1: I hate cars, public transit 4 life
Man 2: Public transit is dirty and filled with homeless people, stfu Car whiner

by Kim Jong-Ill January 02, 2021

national car day

April 18 is a day where you take time out of your day to thank your car for the things they do for you. this only applies for the cars that are named.

me: “I worship my car in April 18 for everything they have done for me” them: “what’s so special about april 18?” me: “it’s national car day!!”

by Grant Green May 08, 2022

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 03, 2022