by SiL3Nt J September 19, 2023

go out to nightclubs.
by Arminkshipper May 19, 2025

collection of women in a business, social or other setting which are impenetrable and will block any advances of a business, sexual or other nature by dint of their being a group "that sticks together" by a bond of men hatred and internally escalated peer pressure.
Example 1:
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
guy1: did you get feedback on our proposal to the client?
guy2: nope. I sent it 2 weeks ago, left messages, but I assume it got stuck in the funky chicken club.
Example 2:
guy1: shit, those girls look hot over there.
guy2: forget about it. they're a funky chicken club.
by formfaktor May 13, 2005

When you get drunk and go to a club and everyone is attractive and you can’t differentiate between a 10 and a 3 because everyone is a 10
by Chammmyyyyy June 12, 2024

A recent phenomenon which consist of wannabe models (normally from Eastern Europe) who chase deep house clubs, parties and DJs at night as if they'd never heard electronic music before, instead of their dreams.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
And are addicted to their Instagram numbers during all other waking hours.
Usually between 16 and 22 years of age, they're careers are over before they start due to their addiction to MDMA and swollen genitals. Busted, broke and living like slobs, sometimes 3 or 4 to a room, in model apartments in New York, London and L.A. Insta-Club Rats are the dumbest of all the Club Rats and Promo Hoes.
"Vould you listen to ze DJ! Iz sooo guut!
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
"Are you a model?"
"I vant be Guess or Viktoria Secret girl!"
"Right"
"But I go to Burning Man next veek, then I see Solomun in Miami, then I go to closing parties. You should follow me on Instagram!"
"Who's paying for all that?"
"My promoter"
"Insta-Club Rats don't get promoted honey, they get used and abused"
"I not like zis!"
"Take another pill, honey, your face is melting"
by Street Talkin January 4, 2018

when god created the world he crated humans and 32,000~ later he crated weebs and weebs start to warship to satan because satan made hentai so god sended his weeb son dan salvato to make a game for weebs so they warship to god but satan gliched the game so weebs wanted to protest it so they make hentai of it
by droper2714.exe October 8, 2018

The first rule of Plight Club is: you DO talk about it. We are a global community of connection.
Real change starts from within: We challenge our vulnerability to start conversations with ourselves and others. This pushes our comfort zones, moves us through our fears, and takes a step forward towards more open and honest connection.
Wearing the logo puts us out there to give and receive support. It acts as a reminder to remain open and to be proud of the effort it takes to make real change. Want to fear less and connect more? Join the club...
Real change starts from within: We challenge our vulnerability to start conversations with ourselves and others. This pushes our comfort zones, moves us through our fears, and takes a step forward towards more open and honest connection.
Wearing the logo puts us out there to give and receive support. It acts as a reminder to remain open and to be proud of the effort it takes to make real change. Want to fear less and connect more? Join the club...
By becoming a member of Plight Club it has helped me face up to my insecurities, open up and have more honest connection with people. I'm so pleased I joined, all it took was to be vulnerebel.
by Mr. Saucepan July 6, 2020
