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polish car wash

similar to playing footsies, one person rubs their sock clad feet vigorously against another person's bare feet creating a warm sensation, usually whorishly
are you giving me a polish car wash under the table dude?
by sleepysleepysleepy July 12, 2017
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Car Handhold

The little handles in a car above your head that are primarily used by parents telling their kids how bad they are at driving.
Sharon was clutching the car handhold dramatically while telling her daughter to slow down.
by AntisocialPotato July 23, 2017
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car eating

Someone who always starts eating the food before you get home
Jim: quit fucking car eating
Bob: fuck u man I'm hungry
by Wyates5 July 26, 2017
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Race car

A car that is intended to be used in races, usually has modifications like larger engine, turbos, superchargers and no air conditioning.
Gomez thinks he has a race car, but he really has a car with a broken down air conditioner.
by Gomezismybitch August 2, 2017
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san francisco car wash

When two guys naked are in a bed crocodile deathrolling hitting each other with their penises
Man I am so tired from the San Francisco car wash steve and I did last night.
by Phdcarl August 8, 2017
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car hits crowd

James Alex Fields Jr., or another white terrorist / extremist. Used by complicit media in a phrase when they at all cost want to avoid stating that a white rasist dude or a nazi is responsible for a terrorist attack using a vehicle.
Car Hits Crowd After White Nationalist Rally in Charlottesville Ends in Violence (The New York Times)
by WhiteDudeFromPoland August 14, 2017
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car cat

A person who loves to be in a car, and loves to drive pointlessly around all day long just to be seen in the car.

A car cat is usually not the driver of the car. They usually love to listen to music loudly in the car too.
Zee: These girls are just car cats man.
Aki: Yeah they just want to drive around all day with music blasting.

Friend: Lets go for a drive
Driver: To where?
Friend: I don't know
Driver: Ahh you just want to be a car cat!
by LJunior August 21, 2017
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