by Svend_16 September 30, 2020
Get the Ice tea'n cookiesmug. Buttfucking before the first date.
"Man I don't know if she is hardcore-friendzoning me or if she wants to have texas tea and cookies"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
"What do you think my parents will do if I have texas tea and cookies?"
by dogroastias December 2, 2016
Get the texas tea and cookiesmug. The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 2, 2022
Get the Fortune Cookie NEWSmug. 1A food which may be deemed "unhealthy," yet we enjoy consuming it on a regular basis anyways
2A woman's vagina
2A woman's vagina
ex1: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
ex2: bro i ate your cookie while you was asleep sorry
by a really cool dude December 10, 2021
Get the cookiemug. After receiving 4 DoorDash orders, John cookie monstered his food on the couch.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
His girlfriend's lips were so luscious, he cookie monstered her.
After Cindy hit the bong hard, she cookie monstered the whole bag of Cheetos.
Christy is such a wikety whack hottie, he wanted to cookie monster her.
by Texan Etymologist December 22, 2021
Get the cookie monstermug. by The Zykx October 3, 2020
Get the Cookiemug. hes a fat larde ass who wont get off his speccy disesed bum to do anything else but play ark all fucking day. what a saddo.
by Golden Ring January 23, 2021
Get the COOKIE DUDEmug.