What happens when you have a hand fetish since you were a kid and you happen to have a deadly cat who can explode people like shigechi
A duwang citizen: When I was a kid, I saw Mona Lisa from my grammar school art book. The first time i saw her with hands on her knee how do i say this, i had a boner
by Random gay dude April 16, 2022
When you have a boner and your in public you should put it under your waistband and it will go away without anyone knowing you had one.
That’s how to deal with a boner
by Olbert enstun May 02, 2022
"I was so proud of you for repping your boner last night, that was actually kinda sexy""
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"
"Eww Jason ToTaLy didn't rep his boner last night"
by Heather Locklier May 15, 2008
What's up with Fionn recently he's acting a right knob?
Haven't you heard? He's the first person in the world to get extreme boner syndrome, he's basically a giant walking cock.
Haven't you heard? He's the first person in the world to get extreme boner syndrome, he's basically a giant walking cock.
by Honeynuts December 04, 2019
Saying men use to compare something extremely embarrassing, to. Derived from experience some male teenagers go threw in which they get an erection in a gym class that ends up being extremely noticeable because of the loose basketball shorts everyone must wear in gym class.
Steve, "Dude did you just fart in front of Lisa?"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"
Brad, "Yeah, it was more embarrassing then a boner in gym class!"
by atrain595 May 06, 2011
by Sammy Saggysack August 29, 2008
An erection so big that if the satellite that takes the Google-Earth images snapped a picture at that time I would be visible. Regardless of being indoors or out, the erection can be seen no matter what, as long as its classified as a Google Earth-Boner! Also known as a boner so big that it is visible from space at any given time of the day.
Bobby: "Dude, put that thing away in public!"
Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"
Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"
Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
Habib: "I can't help it, Jessica walked by and I tore my pants in half and my Schlong exploded out!"
Bobby: "Well you better hope Google isn't taking pictures or that will be one pretty big Google-Earth Boner!"
Habib: "Damn, Yeah that would be pretty embarrassing..."
by TheBrokenDick January 03, 2011