blow job amnesia

noun

When you perform oral sex (fellatio) on a male and he completely forgets any conversations you had or commitments he made before said blow job.
This guy I'm seeing asked me if I was free for lunch next week but I never heard another peep about it after performing oral sex on him a few days after he asked me out. He must have blow job amnesia.
by Wordy Witch April 21, 2023
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Doppler-effect horn-blowing

Da annoying dual-pitch "Beeeeeee-yuhhhhhhhh!" dat you hear when some dumba** motorist roars past you while engaging in an "extended honk". Okay, okay --- so maybe he's "just trying to be friendly" by saying hello to a familiar face by the roadside (you), but as gas-station attendant Dale says in the Red Green Show episode, "Hurricane Doug", it's far more cheerful/polite and less startling/grating on the eardrums to just briefly "tap the hooter" a couple times as you go by.
And incident of Doppler-effect horn-blowing can be even more annoying and emotionally draining (i.e., it can become a Droppler effect sometimes) if you either (1) do not recognize whoever it was who honked at you, and so you are left to wonder "who that might have been" and/or if he possibly mistook you for someone else while your back was turned, or (2) don't have a clue as to the driver's reason for honking at you, and so you are left to wonder what you might have been doing that caused him to either notice or be upset with you. Plus of course if there are one or more other people in your immediate vicinity at the time, you may even be unsure if said extended honk was actually "untended for you", or if the driver was noisily "addressing" someone else nearby --- or all of you in general --- instead of you personally.
by QuacksO July 21, 2019
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blow the quayle

To turn yourself into the bird police.
by Jesus H Wonka January 22, 2014
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Super Blow

The highest game of football played in front of a large audience in which your home team doesn't make it. If your team didn't make it all the way this year then you can refer to it as the Super Blow.
I won't be watching the Vikings in the Super Blow this year as they choked in New Orleans.

The Super Blow is in February.
by Cubzfans19 January 25, 2010
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Tactical Blow

Right after you blow your load in a chicks mouth she spits in your eyes saying “get flash banged
Dude 1: I got tactical blown last night.
Dude 2: that sucks looks like you still have some in your eye.
by Tofu_Bread July 26, 2022
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Blow backdoor

The Art of Exhaling ones marijuana smoke into ones boyfriends gaping ass and allowing a third party to then sook it out for a secondary hit
I fancy a blow backdoor so Swedge you should exhale your draw into my gaping ass and allow gary to sook it out said Michael
by M4kka December 05, 2019
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Blow off

To perform oral sex to another person. Mostly likely to define commiting the act to a man.
Bro, Sofie just blew me off last night, she is an animal in bed.

Tammy is going to blow off Jack tomorrow, he's so lucky so much.
by BoofAsher420 January 18, 2019
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