by Bitch please 193 December 24, 2019

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

When your half brother chooses to play ice hockey and makes some cool friends. Unfortunately it turns out one of the friends is a greasy Italian man that’s constantly slathered in olive oil and Parmesan cheese. You put it up with so you can hang out with the other cool people like Adam L and Gage and Adam Dulong.
Man, it was cool eating at this bag of Doritos with my friends; too bad I needed to experience a bad beat to make this happen.
by Askking.com January 12, 2025

by Dankesthours182 October 5, 2010

by Bl0wj0b98 August 4, 2023

A parody of Eat It by Weird Al. Features a crappy version of Eat It's guitar solo by Eddie Van Halen. Far inferior.
by Shinobi77Gamer December 7, 2024

Beat a furry day starts on November 27th and ends December 31st. On this day you can beat a furry every day until the end of the year.
Furry: OH NO ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!!!
Furry Beater: OH YEAH ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!
Furry: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!
Furry Beater: OH YEAH ITS BEAT A FURRY DAY!!!
Furry: OH NOOOOOOOO!!!
by steelurgold2290 December 16, 2023
