Where you wake up the next morning, and your significant other forgot to wipe the night before your anal tickling with your bald head.
"Dude, why does it look like a poop emoji on your head?"
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
"She gave me an Apple Valley Steamer last night, man."
by griz93 December 25, 2019
Get the Apple Valley Steamermug. Flo Rida: SHAWTY GOT THEM APPLE BOTTOM JEANS BOOTS WITH THE FUR (WITH THE FUR) GOT THE WHOLE CLUB LOOKIN' AT HER
Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers
Eugene: yuh i saw some real cool apple bottom jeans on ebay yesterday! only 15 quid
Elliot: mate they're woman's trousers
by urlocalidiot March 16, 2022
Get the apple bottom jeansmug. Someone possessing a repeated pattern of lying and using pathological narcissistic tendencies to control conquests. Keeps conquests in isolation to prevent being found out. Flaunts money to make up for other vast deficiencies. Prefers nonverbal communication and herbal remedies to help justify actions.
by little richard tuna king December 6, 2021
Get the Applingmug. by WhyDoIHaveToSignUpForThis March 24, 2023
Get the Apple cheatsmug. 
Get the applemug. apples much criticised AI that was released when iOS 18 and the iPhone 16 family dropped. It didn’t do what it promised but isn’t going away any time soon. It’s gotten better since then. Apple sort of cheated by using chat gpt to make it seem better.
apple intelligence feels like the rabbit r1. An AI that failed to meet expectations and underperformed. But it has since improved.
by why are russian girls so cute September 11, 2025
Get the apple intelligencemug. The one produce item purchased alongside candy and junk food to give the cashier the impression that you're not an unhealthy slob.
I got a box of Hot Pockets, a case of Coke, a bag of Hot Cheetos and threw in an alibi apple so the cashier wouldn't judge me.
by alibiapple August 8, 2014
Get the alibi applemug.