I don't give two shits

Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?

Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
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A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)

- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
by Willxl January 17, 2007
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To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!

Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
by ShadowStorm64 August 28, 2010
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bottle something so badly that you lose out of something which was taken for granted before.
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Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo

The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.
This sally girl just tried the ye ole two snap HowDoYaDo on me...it won’t work!
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo January 26, 2020
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Getting two things done with one action. Not the same as multitasking.
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
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To take care of two problems with one action.
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
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