Way of saying, I really could care less for this shit, and shut the fuck up. Wrapped up in one little phrase.
Dude #1: Hey, can you go water my plants while I'm gone?
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
Dude #2: I don't give two shits about your damn plants!
by Waffleboy2c7 March 27, 2010
A brilliant movie, which you can't help watching a million times without gettin bored.
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
Best if you want to improve your Cockney =)
(From Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels)
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
- Oh and, if you do have to buy sodding fertiliser, could you be a little more subtle?
- What d'you mean?
- We grow copious amounts of ganja right?
-( nods and smiles stupidly) Yeah !
- And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertiliser... You don't look like your horti-fucking-culturalist. That's what I mean Willie.
by Willxl January 17, 2007
To quit a job in dramatic fashion. Named after the flight attendant who got fed up, stole two beers, and popped the emergency slide.
Mike: Did you hear about David? He got so fed up at work that he punched his boss in the face and quit!
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
Bob: Wow, he really did take two beers and pop the slide.
by ShadowStorm64 August 28, 2010
Only Spurs can finish third in a two horse race.
by hallucinating_019 June 29, 2022
The test old as time that girls around the world pull , and the test many poor men fail every day. The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo is when a girl adds you on Snapchat and leaves you on open soon after. The only way to pass this cursed test is to send a honking hog picture.
by The Ye Ole Two Snap HowDoYaDo January 26, 2020
"I decided to get sponsers for my fundraiser && deliver newspapers at the same time"
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
"Cool. Yu were killing two birds with one stone."
by piiglett. June 15, 2009
"While I was out delivering the pizza, I stopped by the bank so I wouldn't have to later. I was killing two birds with one stone."
by XDavid PolicastroX January 28, 2009