Top Urgent

Something may or may not be important, but you are feeling an unstoppable desire to showcase how much of an asshole you can be by making it everyone else's problem. However you lack the authority and balls to actually get people to take notice of the situation. This is when you whip out phrases like Top Urgent.
This is a favourite email subject line used by Karens complaining about a misspelling on an automated newsletter, or by parents around the world who have lived miserable lives themselves and are now living vicariously through their children and making their lives miserable as well.
Email subject line by Karen -

TOP URGENT - My child was not included in the Children With Birthdays this month calendar, even though her birthday is next month
by #NotYourTherapist August 17, 2024
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Top shit

You tell this when something is realy amazing or cool...
Brian : look i got a new car
Mike : uff, its top shit
by PraviDečkoKiMaRadBanane October 16, 2020
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top park

A local community park in what seems to be a suburban city in San Marcos, ca. Known to be the home of local fries. A place to smoke. Drink. Cry. Fuck. Sleep. And exist.
Meet at chop park after I sell a sack at 711?
Yeah he chipped his tooth after smoking a chop at top park and hitting his head on the sidewalk.
by Mahour November 21, 2018
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run my top

Term for "you're my bitch now", and to give head to the person who said this to you.
Friend one: run my top

Friend two: no Jennifer i don't want to

Friend one: u my bitch tho...
by Jenni.fer May 27, 2019
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wobbly top hat

When a girl rides a mans dick, and moves around and squirms while she does it. Technically a negative term.
"How was sex last night?" "It was awful. She gave me a fucking wobbly top hat."
by Abracadabra827 April 15, 2016
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Top Fed

Top Fed is someone who does what he wants, takes what he wants, order what he wants. He is the top.
Top fed tells you to drink that beer.” - Top Fed.
by IHeartTrilly May 10, 2024
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top left pidge

When you hit a football like christiano ronaldo and it bends like warm metal into the top corner of the net
So I hit it and it went top left pidge
by Netfinder September 28, 2015
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