When you cut open the side of a girl's stomach, shove your cock in there and start rubbing your genitals against her kidneys.
Jake: How was that bitch you picked up last night.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
Nicholas: I gave a her a nice testicle t-bone and ejaculated inside of her kidneys.
Jake: Nice.
by GustyDingus March 24, 2017
"Angelina just got into a fight with Mike before t-shirt time."—Vinny. "Hopefully, they don't get into another fight and she'll punch Mike in the face before t-shirt time."—Pauly D
by NEW JERSEY Diet-SHORE-nary April 13, 2011
by Luru the Guru January 24, 2006
We are at t minus zero. We have ignition and liftoff.
by pythonspam May 13, 2004
Stands for turd touching cotton. A reference for the need to take a shit immediately. Having to shit so bad that the turd is on it's way out and is actually touching your underwear.
by b-sleazy August 03, 2008
Dude, I felt pretty intimidated when I went down on that girl last night. She was rocking the Mr T Combo... I pity the fool!
by Lord of Hobobia January 25, 2010
by Dori, Nicole & Deliya November 27, 2004