Squirt Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and some pussy squirt. Preferably served on a paper plate for easily disposable shame.
by Pepsi Sandwich February 24, 2022
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South Sandwich

The South Sandwhich is a Delicacy in most cultures and is commonly known as a vagina or pussy.

This usually moist and delectable gift is essential part of the male food chain, according to the FDA

the average male human should have a south sandwich anywhere from 5-∞ times per month to maintain
proper balance in health.

Shelf Life of South Sandwich can vary between 45-65 years.
Moe: Man i heard this place downtown got the best South Sandwich in town bro.

Kevin: Woord? we gotta hit that shit up i need some pussy

Moe: That shit gonna be over the counter tonight.
by GreenBuddah February 02, 2014
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A meatball sandwich or meatball sub that is topped with granulated sugar.
Erk: Lou what are you eating?

Lou: A snowy mountain balls sandwich
by Lou9896 April 08, 2024
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Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.
I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!
by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020
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Shit Sandwich

The elimination of fecal waste through several human anus' into a toilet without flushing, and leaving the waste for another party or person to find or eat.
we put a shit sandwich to the other team's locker room.

We served a shit sandwich to his ex-girlfriend.
by Timmy1233212 May 04, 2011
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Shit Sandwich

Watching the Melbourne Football Club.
I was having a good day but then I watched a Melbourne game and ended up with a shit sandwich served on a silver platter.
by melbournelemons July 01, 2018
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shit sandwich

A situation, when you are on the toilet and you accidentally stan up, without wiping out. Then your buttcheeks with the unwiped shit squish together creating a sort of "shit sandwich
-Where's Mark? He can't be pooping so long!
-He texted me. He made a shit sandwich and now need to clean his ass.
by bggh_martyka May 22, 2021
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