ass jocky

a queer, a homo sexual who loves the cock.

Kris is an ass jocky

by chaney July 10, 2006

Ratchet Ass

Cop-speak for a "frequent flyer". One who is always in trouble, always screwing up, or a drain on society.

There's Bubba. Wonder what that ratchet ass is up to now?

by RangerAl August 27, 2013

ass torpedo

When you yell FIRE IN THE HOLE.. ANd ram your cock up your ladies ass..

I gave jen an ass torpedo and she moaned like a mother fucker

by AssTrumpetier September 2, 2006

Ass Mangler

A person you hope you never meet while in prison.

Bubba: You see that guy there?
OZ: Yeah, what about him?
Bubba: he's called the ass mangler. Watch you back when around him.
Oz: Why?
Bubba: Drop the soap and find out.

by I forget January 11, 2004

ass burglar

One who steals goods from another's ass.

The ass burglar just stole all my shit!

(pun intended)

by brandon + darren September 17, 2003

cunt ass

n. The vaginal region of a heavy set female which appears to form ass-cheeks when tight pants are worn.

Check out the tight pants on that lard-laden maiden over there, she's totally rockin a nasty cunt ass dude.

by grundlemychuzzle February 12, 2005

up the ass

added to make it seem like one has alot of something.

She/He has movies up the ass

by Adrian April 9, 2006