Let's talk fat

To speak as if you weren't watching your weight, pretending as if you were overweight and eating anything you want

Person 1: Let's talk fat, like let's forget that we're trying to watch our diet let's pretend we're getting like Happy Meals.
Person 2: Let's pretend we're giant Globglogabgalabs.

by Joakwin October 6, 2023

Talking to uncle Barry

After having been on the lash or as over 30's call it 'a night out' most people wana throw up. The moment where you feel the need to talk to Uncle Barry will eventually hit you. It is the moment at which you start throwing up down the toilet.

Example 1,
Person 1: Should we help Mackie out he looks kinda rough?!
Person 2: Na it’s OK he’s just having a chat with Uncle Barry.

Example 2,
Goin out on the lash tonight, hope I don’t end up talking to Uncle Barry!

by Cornishmaster August 12, 2011

talk chalk

A webcomic by St. Fallen about the lives of 8 pieces of chalk, that talk. talkchalk.wordpress.com

"did you read that new webcomic talk chalk?"
"what?"

"talk chalk, did you read it?"
"what?"
"fag."

by stfallen August 21, 2009

Busy Talk

Busy Talk; Just to talk

My Co-worker busy talk's all the time about nothing - just because

by josh305 February 14, 2019

Talk to the Judge

Take a dump. My Navajo grandma would use this expression.

Pull over I need to talk to the judge

by Mike Boneman December 24, 2022

Talking Parrot Phenomenon

The sudden inexplicable inability to demonstrate an action to an audience specifically summoned to view said action.

This phenomenon receives its name from the premise of a pet "talking" parrot who is suddenly silent when guests are invited to see it "talk." "I swear!," says the owner, "He says all kinds of stuff! He says 'hello', he says our names! Really! I don't know why he won't do it now...." while the guests nod and say, "Suuure, he talks. We totally believe you."

EXAMPLE:

You "Every time I try to load this page I get a weird error message. I restarted and everything. Come in here and look at this."

IT Employee: "OK, show me what it's doing."

You: Repeat action that has resulted in a error 17 times in a row. Page now loads no problem. "I swear, it was giving me an error every single time before you were standing here. Talking Parrot Phenomenon, right there."

IT Employee: Gives you skeptical eye.

by Death & Taxes April 10, 2013

Talk to the Wookie

Euphemism for cunnilingus, especially in Nordic countries

My tongue is sore, girlfriend had me talk to the wookie all last night. Girlfriend is happy though.

by Masakatsu47 September 22, 2020