A term, originating from a Kevin Hart comedy show, referring to a baby who does adult things, or is ridiculously mature for their age.
Friend: “Can you watch my baby for me?”
Friend 2: “No way, your baby is a great baby!”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “She told me to ‘mind my manners’ after I burped, and she’s only two!”
Friend 2: “No way, your baby is a great baby!”
Friend: “What?”
Friend 2: “She told me to ‘mind my manners’ after I burped, and she’s only two!”
by platonicplaypen July 3, 2019
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Tim: "Hey can I go out with your sister?"
Brian: "How old are you?"
Tim: "22"
Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"
Brian: "How old are you?"
Tim: "22"
Brian: "Dude, my sister is a baby kitten, she still in high school!"
by heeyhey he May 1, 2010
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Hey ston your girlfriend elena told me you have a baby peen. Is that true? She says it's less than an inch long...
by Thomas the goat December 17, 2015
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Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
Derek: It was great until we went back to her place to fool around and she bit my cock while giving me a blowjob.
Maria:Oh god!
Derek: Yeah, I might have to get stitches on my dick.
Maria: Aww! Baby shark!
by Neil Gaiman fanboy March 18, 2019
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Not good for in depth conversations, or any conversations really.
just a pretty face/hot bod.
David Beckham is a perfect example.
Not good for in depth conversations, or any conversations really.
just a pretty face/hot bod.
David Beckham is a perfect example.
YOU: "that boy over there is such a babe, lets go chat to him"
BABE: " *squeaky, irritating voice* ahhhhh jibber jabber"
YOU: "shush baby, just shhhhhhh"
BABE: " *squeaky, irritating voice* ahhhhh jibber jabber"
YOU: "shush baby, just shhhhhhh"
by CrumpetTron October 21, 2010
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