David

A David is smart and funny and he gives you looks and tries to meet your eyes he likes girl with the first letter k and L he will try to impress you .And he loves it when you are feisty and he will love to have s with you .And when you want to break up he will accept your decision. Like my David he is loyal funny and loves it when I comfort him when he is sad and will try to pretend to be sad to make you feel bad and give him a hug .I love my David even though I act like I don’t
Girl number 1 I want David to be my boyfriend

Spectator doesn’t get him
Girl number 1 He is to in love and loyal with Lauren
by Lolen ca ggsm February 23, 2021
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One of the kinkiest, freakiest men you will ever meet. Oftentimes, you'll see him (or sometimes her) strolling by the public zoo or aquarium, eyeballing the various species of animal and aquatic life. No one is safe from David's grasp, not even your next-door squirrel community. So be safe and be wary...or face the consequences.
There's a David, twerking in the middle of Times Square.
by BarkShigga May 14, 2021
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David is usually a very kind and loving person, who always tries their best to help. They can be a bit stupid sometimes but they don't mean to harm anyone.
David also has a good taste and loves Monster Energy.

But be warned, they take things personally pretty fast and don't get over shit fast. If you don't keep contact, they will take it personally.
Person: Stfu David..
David: Okay *shuts up*
Person: Nooo talk, I didn't mean it like that!
by corrupteddavid April 10, 2021
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There are two types of David’s, charming and the guy you want to be with, and the one who pretends to be the first guy but may have a serious addiction to drugs or alcohol.
Scenario 1:

Guy: Hey David how you doin’?

David: “Swell, just took the family out to the Grand Canyon!”
David: “How about you, y’all doin’ alright?

Scenario 2:

Wife: “Love you hun have a good day!”
David: “I love you too babe!”

David: Pretend to go to work but actually go and by some snuff
by JDZav July 08, 2023
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David is a bitch
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This guy is a god. Literally. If you know a David, you should probably pray under his name. It's better for your health.
Person One: Man! I really love this guy, he's like the next god!

Person Two: Really? What's his name?
Person One: David.
by blazerod349083 June 06, 2022
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David is a great guy who struggles with understanding that he’s an amazing, funny person. From the small Kirby emotes on Discord to his comments under social media posts. It’s always fun to talk with him in dms or on voice chat.
David, the Kaneki kinnie
by Cassidy14 March 12, 2021
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