Queer Job

When one male homosexual gives a rim job to a strait male. (females do not apply for a queer job).

Johnny's mom walked into the bathroom in shock to see johnny giving steve a rim job. " Johnny i told you not to give steve a queer job' hehas a girlfriend".

Queer Job by Nipples Magee August 27, 2011

Toaster Job 

The act of inserting one's penis into a toaster oven in order to obtain a darker penis.

I heard that the girls are now into darker skin, so I gave my sh-long a toaster job!

Toaster Job by Butler Butt Clogger September 13, 2011

Jewelry Job 

The act of putting multiple rings bracelets or necklaces on your dick and getting a blowjob or handjob

My girl loves jewelry so much she put all of it on my dick and gave me a Jewelry Job

Jewelry Job by sedmann420 December 5, 2011

comb job 

When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.

My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.

comb job by Kenny G Loggins April 8, 2012

Both Job 

When getting a blowjob from two girls at the same time.

I got a both job last night

Both Job by Cutemofo April 18, 2013

Clone Job 

The act of two identical twins performing fellatio.

"Dude,I got the BEST clone job lastnight."

Clone Job by Agntblkbooty April 21, 2013

Kipe Job 

a rip off, hosing, a dishonest transaction on the person giving (the kiper), taken advantage of on price

1. car dealer took made the car cost 5000 dollars more than they agreed too

2. "the guy at the mattress store said the mattress would be 400 but he tried to charge me 550, what a kipe job!"

Kipe Job by johnasht August 3, 2013