Jake

Confusion
I don't know

I'm jakeing around ( I don't know what im doing right now)

by Cole69696969 July 20, 2020

jake wickham

small 2 inch pp very short large flaps tbh

jake wickham is very flappy

by shreksfanny August 15, 2022

jake pauler

someone who likes jake paul
if you are a jake pauler chances are you are a 10 year old and you have a girlfriend who is cheating on you with tommy

person 1: hey, are you a jake pauler?
person 2: ew no! anyone who likes jake paul is dead to me

by ilovebrockhamptontheyaremybbys April 19, 2020

Jake’s

Slang for Cops/Police

“Bruh hit the dash the Jake’s behind us”

by Jdotttttebkkkkkkkkkk July 24, 2024

Jake

A good dude who's sexuality is always questioned along the lines of being metrosexual. This is often due to being hygienic and taking care of himself. Jake always is there for people and while working on self improvement will always take time for a friend

Wow, that guy takes care of himself. Is he straight?

Oh, that's Jake, he's metrosexual.

by anonymous February 10, 2024

Jake’s Dilemma

When someone says “I’m never drinking again” after a night of heavy drinking.

Jake: “I’m never drinking again”
Sam: “you said that last week, Jake’s dilemma”

by Fish20 February 17, 2023

Jake Makarski

A current teenager born in October whose gigga chad likeness has earned him the respect of Shrek and other important people like the sussy imposter from amoomg us.

Jake Makarski is kinda a hottie ngl

by Random things w/ dumb blondie May 24, 2022