Fat White Pig

A thick white girl that is owned by a man of color and used sexually for her curvy body and obedience. Men with large penises are usually the best partner to fat white pigs because men with small penises do not perform well and/or reach far enough to please with all the extra meat on the woman.

My fat white pig knows her place and obeys like a complete mindless whore for me. She worships this big dick.

by D.Lang December 25, 2024

Pig Beenus

Slang for “on our way.” Reference to Pork and Beans and its ability to make you defecate since the poop is on it’s way.

Greg: Have you guys left yet?
Morty: Pig Beenus
Greg: Aight

by Fred Walton April 23, 2023

Powder pig

A women that wears heavy makeup and does tons of coke.

Watch out for the women here there all powder pigs and crack whores.

by shovel breaker May 25, 2022

Pigs

Fat,pink,adorable,things that roll in mud.That wait around to become bacon. Also called swines.

That Farm over there had the cutest farm animals. Especially the pigs!

by That takes the cake 🍰 February 28, 2019

pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma May 24, 2012

pig in the garden

To immerse oneself in self satisfaction without another human being

This morning, I was like a pig in the garden, and made myself come six times with my own hand.

by anonymous November 14, 2020

snuffle pig

Someone who doesn’t know when they are full after eating a meal and finishes the food on someone’s else plate too.
Sometimes be who literally eats that quick you would think they inhaled it

I physically feel sick watching that snuffle pig eating

by Rudi-dudi October 28, 2017