dick hand

The hand a prostitute uses to grab a dick.

This is my dick hand, and that is my pimp hand.

by Michalak October 4, 2003

handshake the ben franklin

Light manipulation of the boner to ensure pleasure.

I love to handshake the ben franklin during school.

by Martinz January 27, 2008

brown handshake

Opposite of golden handshake. When one loses their job with no compensation.

You think you're going to be made redundant with a big fat payoff but no, you get the brown handshake. Do not collect any money, just clear your desk and get the hell outta here!

by Nathdogg June 2, 2004

hand blob

what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.

Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005

Handbananna

A dog like creature native to northern New Jersey that appeared on Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Although it seems to act like a normal dog, it will pick a person at random to be their victim. The creature will psychically inform them of his intentions and repeatedly anally rape them. These can be created with a create with a make your own dog kit 1.0.

Is that you Handbananna ?
oh god
not my asshole. oh god.

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I only know three words, 'sit' 'stay' and 'rape.'

by john4368 March 5, 2009

Handcuff Free

The definition of Handcuff Free means freedom. Freedom from certain things that shackle us as we journey through out life....
Drugs, Alcohol, Crime, Negative thinking, Stress, Poverty, Jail, Depression, Poor relationships, Debts, etc...

Handcuff Free: recognizes the daily struggles that we all face to obtain freedom in many different areas of life. Rather it be jail, stress, poverty, depression, drugs, finances, bad relationships, etc. We all desire to break free from something or someone at times.

I saw a guy wearing a Handcuff Free t-shirt today. I asked him did he just got out of jail. He replied no! he just got a divorce from his ex-wife.

by MR. HANDCUFF FREE November 17, 2009

talk to the jazz hand

A phrase conveying "I don't want to hear what you have to say" Only with jazz hands (a little shake at the wrist) the user is adding a little emphasis.

Girl1: He was like all trying to talk about his new girlfriend when I ran into him.

Girl2: Wha'd he say?

Girl1: I donno and I don't care. I was all . . . talk to the jazz hand about that nonsense. (Gesturing with an outstretched palm with a slight wiggle to the hand)

Girl2: You go sister!

by olsongt September 7, 2009