Crack Cocanal

Doing a line of cocaine out of an asshole

Candy Cane was offered some meth by her dealer, but she refused, stating, "I'll just take a Crack Cocanal"

by eoz91 November 12, 2016

Crack-hole Special

When, after fucking a coke addict, you take off your used condom and slide it through the hole in their nose.

Friend 1: “Yo last night I fucked this homeless bitch and she had a gap in between her nostrils.”
Friend 2: “So you gave her the old Crack-hole special?”
Friend 1: “Yup, I didn’t even pay her the money she asked for after.”

by Diddy1888 June 10, 2024

Crack head

The definition of a crack head is my dad

Wow Jeff, your dad looks like a while crack head

by Elizabeth the Word Knower October 3, 2018

cracks

funny eragatory slur directed at white people

variation of "cracker" or "cracka"

can be used either plural or singular

Damn cracks are stealing immigrant jobs

by thewellhungjohnson August 13, 2010

Canoeing like a crack whore

When your j or blunt does not burn properly on one side you say “it’s canoeing like a crack whore”. That’s because a crack whore will not let go of the pipe or dick to row the canoe properly.

This joint is canoeing like a crack whore.

by anonymous May 18, 2025

Crack taco

The state of recovery after a long weekend of gay bars and unlocked doors, and pool
parties.

I am a total Crack taco after Palm Springs Pride.

by NopeNah November 7, 2019

Crack Scale

A metric scale that goes to the hundredths place.

Yo weigh out 3.25 on that crack scale.

by Werdnozbiggie January 15, 2020