American gamer slang for telling someone they need to calm down and stop seething. Can be used as an alternative to "Mald" or "Malding"
Bro, you need to De-cream a little, you're losing it.
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
You're seething right now, could you De-cream a little?
by Gamer Slang August 22, 2024
Person 1) "My pussy hurts today"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
Person 2) "maybe you need a little Chief's white root cream for that"
by Chief of Geist July 23, 2023
When a person is chocking on food, you go up behind them and bang them really quick before they die. If you happen to dislodge the food from your thrusting, it’s called a HBR (Hot Beef Rejection).
My date started choking on some candy I gave her, so I gave her a cream reaper instead. Thankfully it resulted in a HBR.
by N8-2d2 January 27, 2024
Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.
Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*
by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 07, 2020
The act of spraying a whole whipped cream bottle into a girl's rectum then fucking afterwards and then she releases it into the male's mouth.
by Burteau April 14, 2011
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