beats me

a slang word for "i don't know" or "i have no idea"

Person 1: Are you gay?

Person 2: Beats me!

by Kizzyfrfr April 13, 2023

Beats me

Usually meaning “I don’t know” but it comes with the implied meaning that you don’t care enough to think. (“I don’t know and because I don’t care”)

Abigail asked me where I want to eat and not really caring I replied with “beats me”.

by Beatsme_idc July 17, 2022

beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

“Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 31, 2018

Beat Box

When you make music with your mouth.

Boopachicka! That how you beat box.

by A44 February 18, 2016

beat box

A personal computer, often many years old, whose sole function is watching porn.

Damn that thing's ancient, it still work?

It'll surf the web, that's all I need it for. It's my beat box.

by dashman23 March 15, 2024

Beat A Bludger

To masturbate

"Bludger" originates from the Harry Potter Novels

This hot girl just showed me her boobs so now im gonna go and

Beat A Bludger in the bathroom

by lordvoldemort87 November 12, 2013

beat creeper

beat creeper i.e; someone who steals beats from a producer for their own use.

Damn did you hear that new track by "G*****"?

Oh you mean that low class beat creeper who takes credit for beats that aren't his own?

by bdubzy February 18, 2012