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Fidget Bang

When one person holds a fidget spinner between their teeth and spins it by running it along the vagina or penis of their partner, letting it lightly tickle the clitoris or shaft of the penis once it's spinning. Taking a full load of ejaculate in the face while doing this is also known as getting fidget blasted.
James couldn't get it up so he had to pull out his fidget spinner and fidget bang Monica. He got the job done but it took him 45 minutes and he knocked out two of his molars.
by Danger Wallaby April 4, 2019
mugGet the Fidget Bangmug.

Bailout banging

When a friend has sex with a girl interested in you so that she will cease her unwanted sexual/romantic interest
Didn't Sophia have a crush on you freshman year?
Yeah but my friend Maliek started bailout banging her for me and she lost interest.
by StupidtheWise November 19, 2013
mugGet the Bailout bangingmug.

Banging

Swansea slang for something that is ‘great’.
Yazoo is banging, innit?
by RegrettableEverything October 15, 2023
mugGet the Bangingmug.

beer banged

When Hailey makes up random sayings/words.
Hailey: “I am the aborted cat fetus of kittens.”

Me: wow you really beer banged that one out Hailey
by TheHails March 6, 2019
mugGet the beer bangedmug.

flash-bang

Da "explosive" act of briefly showing a not-in-da-mood guy your big luscious shapely boobs, suddenly causing him to want to jump your bones.
Using a flash-bang technique may indeed give a guy a "hasty hard-on", but if you then delay at all before getting it on, he may just-as-quickly "deflate", and then it may be difficult of impossible for him to "get it up again" for a good while.
by QuacksO July 3, 2023
mugGet the flash-bangmug.

bang

To peel a banana EXTREMELY slow. This is usually performed with one other person.
by THA Chedder Mayne December 23, 2013
mugGet the bangmug.

Bang

by SexKingmemeulous June 5, 2018
mugGet the Bangmug.

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