Waterbed Titties

Mammory glands that lack firmness and are easily manipulated by gravity. Not supple.

Latavius: "Damn bitch, those waterbed titties leaked all over my carpet last night. "

Jerome: Damn, her titties that saggy?

Latavius: Affirmative.

by Joseph theodore April 1, 2013

National send titties day

On August 2nd is National send titties day since it's the day after National girlfriends day. Girls have to send their s/o a titty pic.

S/o: It's National send titties day
Her: Okay i'll send them

by greenmop August 1, 2021

titty timeout

Expressing that a female needs to put their tits away.

You better put them shits in titty timeout.

by CallMeBoinky March 29, 2017

muffin titty

Muffin titty is when a girl puts on a bra that is so tight her tits squeeze out of the top.

Guy 1: check out that trick her shits hanging out everywhere!
Guy 2: hell yea straight muffin titty ass lookin bitch.

by Lanawestfall95 July 11, 2017

titty hangers

The bumps you get when you shirts or sweaters have been hanging too long.

Man, I didn't realize this shirt had titty hangers, ugh!

by Ruralrowboy June 16, 2016

Titty Baby

A terrible romantic partner who doesn’t work, or help with anything. You are responsible for them, almost like a parent.

God, Jesus is such a titty baby. I pay for everything, and he doesn’t even do any chores. He just sits on his computer all day watching porn.

by CharlieBrown’sPubes August 2, 2024

titty wap

A line of that white girl off a tiddy. Any tiddy. A homies, your own, a chicken breast. Get it how you live

Ay shorty may I utilize that nipple for a quick sec? Im tryna do a titty wap🎉❄️

by DopaMean March 23, 2024