titty vision

When you are with your spouse and an attractive female walks past, you use this to check them out without being caught.. A.K.A peripheral vision.

I was with my girl Friday night and I had to use my titty vision to check out this fine women that walked past!

by Wyatt Gornick January 25, 2016

Mental Titty Fuck

When you realize the tits are bigger than you thought on the person your seeing but you don't want to react incase you jinx yourself. This often results in that the person in this situation overthinks their moves way more than needed.

My second date with Rosa was a complete Mental Titty Fuck .

by Pogus Killer September 4, 2025

Stud titties

Small little titties

Quay have big boobs while mya have stud titties

by Titties sweet t May 14, 2019

Shitty titties

A terrible let down of emotion similar to gazing at an attractive woman's tits for the first time only to find that they are shitty.

Turns out Braundo isn't real. Ahh shitty titties.

by Shmosis January 4, 2017

National titty pic day

April 5th national titty picture day consists of a woman sending a male a picture of they’re nice upper half to satisfy their need of some titties.

“Hey cutie, it’s national titty pic day”

“Really?”

“Yeah lemme see those titties”

*sends picture*

by Choochie_man_69_69 April 5, 2021

Titty planking

When one female is laying down, the other one is on top, and the they are touching

So we were making out and we ended up titty planking each other.

by Mysterryder March 7, 2022

Titty

Show a titty day is on the 12 of November this is a day for the boys So to all the girls just wip one out 😜

Show me your titty “pulls out titty”

by 17172727383 November 11, 2020