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cool beans man

by rex113 April 11, 2017
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One-Bean Taco

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”
by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019
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Jenna-Bean-Bob

Jenna Bean Bob. A real yin/yan. Often a Sweet soul young woman who will watch popeye with you at 4am, but with a dark and dangerous side. Jenna Bean Bobs are fiercely intelligence which they have been known to use for cunning escapades and naughtiness.

Renowned for leaving things in hotel rooms, including body parts.

Likes to get down and dirty with manual labourers like wood carvers. Jenna bean Bobs don’t mind getting sawdust where the sun fails to glow and will give you a night to cherish.
“Omg look at you flirting with those wood carvers! You’re being such a Jenna-Bean-Bob!”
by Splunky January 7, 2023
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roasting my bean

A euphemism for female masturbation; to manually manipulate the clitoris to orgasm.
After listening to the professor talk about cellular reproduction, I had sufficient ammo for roasting my bean that evening.
by MLWriter March 28, 2019
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Ju Ju Beaned

When you get beaten repeatedly with the candy jujubes until your face is battered and you need to wear headgear to repair your grill. Also a girl that gets tea bagged by the abominable snowman whilst eating the hard gummy candy.
Ju Ju Beaned: act of being hit with candy or being teabagged by a hairy bastard
by Elrozz December 15, 2017
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bean baked burrito

cold beans on a baked burrito, sounds amazing, right? and NO, its not baked bean burrto, they’re completely different!! because for the baked bean burrito, its baked beans on a cold burrito.
“its not baked bean burrito, its bean BAKED burrito.”
by depressingbagel May 10, 2022
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season my beans

While receiving a blow job your significant other sneezes on your balls.
While you down there girl, how 'bout you season my beans?
by toiletjocky February 28, 2015
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