Bean Spray Bandit

An unknown person who leaves a ring of shit mist around the inner rim of a toilet bowl. In extreme cases, the shit spray can also cover the under side and sometimes top of the toilet seat.

Conversation between AmPm employees:

Employee 1: "God damnit, the toilet is covered in shit again! The same motherfucker keeps coming in here and leaving his shit mist everywhere. "

Employee 2: "The bean spray bandit strikes again!"

by ZT14 February 8, 2017

Rustic bean sampler

When the godfather gracefully dips his nuts in a variety of sauces and then forcefully dips them in the boys mouth. But it is only at its best when the force gauges read heavy

After the show i went back stage with the savage man and he performed a rustic bean sampler using hot sauce and horse cum

by Cuntdawgclitfist February 15, 2023

Bean Boys Incorporated

Martincitopant's symbol of Multiversal conquest. If you encounter this company, pray to a god of your choice, before it's too late.

"Your territory is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"Run!"
"Your existence is forfeit to Bean Boys Incorporated"
"AHH-"

by just a random guy on the net April 7, 2023

Shitty Titty Bean

(noun) shít-təe tít-eə bəən
A way to describe a scenario where someone is acting like a bean with a shitty titty

Hannah was a shitty titty bean

by Randytheplumber69 May 1, 2023

One-Bean Taco

A woman’s clitoris and vulva.

“What are you having for dinner tonight?”
“One-bean taco if I’m lucky.”

by Alistair Cookie October 20, 2019

Sack of Green Beans

Yes. A type of Soda. They look like a pouch of muffins and think they have “swag”. You should never try to deal with a sack of green beans, because they lack common sense.

“At least I’m dating someone, you lonely sack of green beans”

by donderandblitzen December 1, 2020

baked bean <3

the best girlfriend on the planet and i’m so thankful to have her

“is that your gf? yeah pretty right 😎”

but i have to include-baked bean <3

by pootsylv October 2, 2021