Super Straight

A made-up new sexuality that people of the LGBT community have problems with.

Y'all need to calm down for 5 seconds. being super straight isn't transphobic, some people just want to fuck a girl and not expect to see a dick

by omar fish March 14, 2021

super straight

super straights are closeted gay men with piss kinks

a random 16 y/o on tiktok-"im super straight , trans women aren't real women."

another 16 y/o - "nah bro you're just super single and super closeted "

by lesbianenby March 8, 2021

super tow truck

A tow truck capable of towing other super tow trucks

I saw a super tow truck towing another one. The two of them combined equaled the length of a big rig.

by Bungalow Bill October 19, 2001

Super Straight Phobic

The hatred of the anti-trans "super straight" people. SS people are just straight people but with an outlined dislike of trans people.

Basically the only acceptable phobia when it comes to sexuality.
(Why?) Because super-straight is made up, and a joke anyways despite some radical right wings making it a serious way to be transphobic.

(semi-joking)
super-straight: My sexuality is pornhub!! Ah hah! I dislike trans people, too. I'd never date them.
Super straight phobic person: Wow that's virgin behavior, learn to accept others. You don't gotta fvck them if you don't want to, so why be so mad?

super-straight: I'm just trying to compensate for my non existent sex life and use meme humor to disguise my gross opinions
SSphobic person: Well, I was bisexual but if you're super straight, then I'm super bisexual now. I'd never date a super straight person. Theyre gross and immature. I'll only date bisexuals from here on out.
ss(showing their true colors): Good! breed 'em out! we dont want 'em, so you take 'em all! yeeeeeehawww!! *spits dip on floor* anyway, off to fyck my cousin! (over-exaggeration, obviously. This is only for the ones who take this dumb sht seriously)

by ANormalHumanWhoIsntStupid March 11, 2021

Super team slag

A Super team slag is someone who plays as the best football team in video games all the time. It has come about mainly due to pro evolution soccer 4 on xbox live, where all the schlaaagggggssss always go Real Madrid, Inter etc. They often know very little about football and variety is never on their mind. Shhhlllaaaaaaaaags are being rejected by modern society however. A wonderful counter-attack has been invented by the infamous SteveUK007 (who is a super spam slag but thats another story). Basically you pick the same side as the slag and the same kit. As a result the game will be practically unplayable and the slag will leave crying to his mummy.

Elwapo is such a super team slag.

Maybe one day i'll play a team other than Real Madrid...

by JackBauer87 October 15, 2005

Super mario brothers

The story follows Barry B. Benson, a honey bee who sues the human race for exploiting bees, after learning from his florist friend Vanessa Bloome that humans sell and consume honey. Bee Movie is the first motion-picture script written by Seinfeld, who co-wrote the film with Spike Feresten, Barry Marder, and Andy Robin.

I like the bee movie! oh and super mario brothers is okay too I guess

by clinetheintrovert March 23, 2021

Mr. Super Fantastic

Co-Host of the comedy podcast The Pub Show, Mr. Super Fantastic (AKA - The Dude) get's a bad rap because he tends to be the most outspoken member of The PubCrew - spouting off without knowing what is being discussed or simply taking an opposing stance on an issue because "someone has to do it". Mr. Super Fantastic is pretty much harmless, though, because he's only here for the beer (and to fight hippies).

DC: Why don't you elaborate on your comment?

Mr. Super Fantastic: S my C

by DC - http://thepubshow.net June 22, 2009